The Villain's Guide to Better Living by Neil Zawacki

Author:Neil Zawacki [Zawacki, Neil]
Language: eng
Format: epub
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ISBN: 9780811856669
Publisher: Chronicle Books LLC
Published: 0101-01-01T00:00:00+00:00

dealing with the commute Each workday for a villain tends to be the same. You leave your lair with briefcase in hand, kiss your Witch Queen on the cheek, and head off to work. Forty minutes later and you’re still not there, because you’re stuck on the interstate! Traffic. It’s an evil-doer’s worst enemy, especially when you’ve got a ten o’clock meeting with the Dark Lord.

You will therefore want to join a carpool, if possible. There are always other warlords and sorcerers who need to get to their job at the photo mart, so why not band together? The four of you can zip past traffic to your destination, laughing at the other commuters along the way. Just be prepared for the occasional personality conflict, since people who’ve conquered nearby kingdoms tend not to compromise on matters like choosing a radio station.

Those who cannot find villains to ride with will have to travel solo. Your drive will be much longer, although some entertainment can still be had. Rush-hour traffic is an excellent place to unleash your swarm of monkey men, and casting fireballs has been known to improve gridlock. By using these techniques, you’ll at least have a smile on your face when you reach your job, and you’ll be ready to mop those floors with vigor.

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